Happy National Coffee Day!
Elijah Bond’s, the first man to patent the Ouija board, has a Ouija board grave (x)
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people who can fall asleep within five minute of lying down are not actually human beings but thousands of bedbugs in a flesh suit who dont require sleep and are merely waiting for you to lower your guard
The first time someone tried to steal my bag in the subway I panicked and I broke his arm with an umbrella and since then none of my friends will let me forget about this.
If you think this was a badass moment you need to remember I’m 5 ft and my bag was a Lucky Star bag and I was crying while hitting someone much bigger than me repeatedly with a frog-shaped umbrella.
you are my hero
"If you think Im badass, here’s some things to confirm it"
Stressed, depressed and too poor to be well dressed
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A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States. (via africandogontheprairie)
Confidence goals: Kanye West
Attitude goals: Rihanna
Money goals: Beyonce
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Trader Joe’s is doing it right #GuardiansoftheGalaxy
Last night two friends from LA were in town which seemed like a good excuse for drinks and bites in the backyard with more friends. I made the easiest autumn-ish appetizer ever that was big hit. (One of my friends is allergic to gluten and dairy, so I was trying to get creative. Because everything I ever make includes cheese.) Anyway, the super simple recipe is below if you’re looking for something similar:
Apple Sausage Bites
Ingredients: One package of Turkey Apple Sausage from Trader Joes, two apples
Prep: Cut apples into cubes, saute in water with approximately two tablespoons for sugar until soft and slightly browned. Cut sausage into equal size. Put toothpick through one apple cube and one sausage cube. Bake at 350 for approximately 12 minutes. Serve warm. (Makes around 35)
We're thinking about placing our new Trader Joe's right here (points at map)
Is it a location with a parking lot that cannot possibly support our needs?
Yup. Parking lot is far too small and terribly designed.